TJ has some big news! So you'll definitely want to listen for that! The cult is now also a secret society. We aren't going to limit ourselves by only referring to ourselves as a cult. We are whatever you need at the time, all the time. Allow us to comfort you like you're a sick child!
The world may be falling apart, but the cult is coming together! We're out here saving the world! NBD.
Let's all make the world a better place. How does that sound? It sounds pretty good to me!
This is an action packed episode. It's an Alex Jones packed episode! We are joined once again by famous comedian, noted breakfast-cereal-snuggler, first guest ever, Dante Powell! We talk conspiracies, Kanye, E-coli and other things! So many other things you won't even believe all of the other things!
This entire episode is the intellectual property of a group of intellictuals! Again, if you'd like to join our cult feel free to reach out to us at firstname.lastname@example.org and let us know all of your cult dreams and goals! TJ's mom has a big Storyteller's performance coming up and we're all super excited about it! Luke has been painting and Scott is finding new art everyday! Listen and get zen with us!